diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpskirts.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpskirts.yml
index 7cbf5c940a..d6363120ea 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpskirts.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpskirts.yml
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@
   parent: ClothingUniformSkirtBase
   id: ClothingUniformJumpskirtChiefEngineer
   name: chief engineer's jumpskirt
-  description: It's a high visibility jumpskirt given to those engineers insane enough to achieve the rank of Chief Engineer. It has minor radiation shielding.
+  description: It's a high visibility jumpskirt given to those engineers insane enough to achieve the rank of Chief Engineer.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpskirt/ce.rsi
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@
   parent: ClothingUniformSkirtBase
   id: ClothingUniformJumpskirtHoSAlt
   name: head of security's turtleneck
-  description: It's a turtleneck worn by those strong and disciplined enough to achieve the position of Head of Security. Its sturdy fabric provides minor protection from slash and pierce damage.
+  description: It's a turtleneck worn by those strong and disciplined enough to achieve the position of Head of Security.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpskirt/hos_alt.rsi
@@ -339,7 +339,7 @@
   parent: ClothingUniformSkirtBase
   id: ClothingUniformJumpskirtScientist
   name: scientist jumpskirt
-  description: It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against explosives. It has markings that denote the wearer as a scientist.
+  description: It's made of a special fiber that increases perceived intelligence and decreases personal ethics. It has markings that denote the wearer as a scientist.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpskirt/scientist.rsi
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpsuits.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpsuits.yml
index 6c853374f2..0ba26d4eab 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpsuits.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Uniforms/jumpsuits.yml
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@
   parent: ClothingUniformBase
   id: ClothingUniformJumpsuitChiefEngineer
   name: chief engineer's jumpsuit
-  description: It's a high visibility jumpsuit given to those engineers insane enough to achieve the rank of Chief Engineer. It has minor radiation shielding.
+  description: It's a high visibility jumpsuit given to those engineers insane enough to achieve the rank of Chief Engineer.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpsuit/ce.rsi
@@ -540,7 +540,7 @@
   parent: ClothingUniformBase
   id: ClothingUniformJumpsuitScientist
   name: scientist jumpsuit
-  description: It's made of a special fiber that provides minor protection against explosives. It has markings that denote the wearer as a scientist.
+  description: It's made of a special fiber that increases perceived intelligence and decreases personal ethics. It has markings that denote the wearer as a scientist.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Uniforms/Jumpsuit/scientist.rsi